Look kids, it's Cuppie, the official mascot for the EZLA Talk Show!!! What's in Cuppie? I dare you to look!

EZLA Cuppie Sticker

EZLA Hot Dude Shirt

Meta Cuppie

EZLA...Mug Full O' Air

Say hello to Diabolique! We got to meet her and her dancing demon chicks in the disco tune "Hello Death" on The Ralph Report (Patreon). She speaks to us from the beyond, and sometimes in how can you resist that?

Hello Death Sticker

A Good Place for Hiding Stuff

Hello, handsome. I mean Sweatshirt.

Hello Tank Top

Have you heard the legend of the night Paddy O'Lantern lit the way to his future? Grab a pint and listen! The legend lives on...on your body.

Paddy O'Lantern Button

Models. I'm going to eat some ice cream.

Paddy Shirts!

She's subtle, but at least she won't get pinched.