Merchandise
Look kids, it's Cuppie, the official mascot for the EZLA Talk Show!!! What's in Cuppie? I dare you to look!
EZLA Cuppie Sticker
EZLA Hot Dude Shirt
Meta Cuppie
EZLA...Mug Full O' Air
Say hello to Diabolique! We got to meet her and her dancing demon chicks in the disco tune "Hello Death" on The Ralph Report (Patreon). She speaks to us from the beyond, and sometimes in French...now how can you resist that?
Hello Death Sticker
A Good Place for Hiding Stuff
Hello, handsome. I mean Sweatshirt.
Hello Tank Top
Have you heard the legend of the night Paddy O'Lantern lit the way to his future? Grab a pint and listen! The legend lives on...on your body.
Paddy O'Lantern Button
Models. I'm going to eat some ice cream.
Paddy Shirts!
She's subtle, but at least she won't get pinched.